My 3-year-old son told me I sound like a boy.
Possible responses that flooded my head included:
“Yes, I’ve been sleep-deprived since you were born,
first because of your need to eat all night, and
now because of your ability to make me worry about you.”
“Yes, I consume massive quantities of alcohol these days,
which isn’t good for the throat.”
“Yes, I used to be a man, but Shhhhh, Daddy doesn’t know.”
None of these replies seemed appropriate, so I just said,
“Yes, Mommy has a low voice.” Then I took my hair out of
the ponytail and put on a little more makeup.
The World of Author/Mom Alicia Murphy! 
This is hilarious!! Lololol please keep writing 🙂
Safak, glad it made you laugh! Please keep reading!