I just saw on the news that a “Saggy Pants Ban”
has been passed at the New Jersey shore. No saggy
pants allowed on the boardwalks. Does this
include the saggy diapers of babies and toddlers?
The sand-filled, saggy bathing suits of school-age
kids? The saggy Depends of senior citizens?
… Speaking of senior citizens, the ban is only for
saggy PANTS, right? I mean, are saggy boobs frowned
upon? What if saggy Grandma Wiggins wants to take her
adorable but saggy-diapered grandchild for a walk on the
beach? Will she and the kid be yanked from the sand for
Public Sagginess?
These are the things that keep me awake at night…
The World of Author/Mom Alicia Murphy! 
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